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Great funny pranks ideas

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Here are some excellent funny pranks ideas, so try them with your friends, and you will get more funny pranks in here.

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经典的恶作剧,找你的朋友来试一下吧~

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找一个朋友,让他先说3遍“老鼠”,然后再说3遍“鼠老”,待他说完“老鼠,老鼠,老鼠,鼠老,鼠老,鼠老”之后,立即问他“猫最怕什么”,几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”,本人试过多次,屡试不爽。

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甲:给你讲个故事,从前有个傻子,别人问他什么他都说“没有”,比如问他你吃饭了吗?他说“没有”,你叫什么?他说“没有”。唉,对了,你听过这个故事么?
乙:没有。…………$#@!#^&#!~

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甲:除了人什么动物最爱问“为什么”?
乙:不知道。
甲:是猪!
乙:为什么?
哈!!!

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猪的英语拼写是PUG吧?

--不对,是PIG
--不是吧,我怎么记得是U(YOU)呀

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I knew I could count on you

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here is a short funny joke between the boss and employee.

Kobe Bryant goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Hi Boss," he says, "we're going to do some house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

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一天,科比去见他的客户部领导。
“老板”,科比说,“我们家明天要大搞清洁,我老婆需要 我回去帮忙清洁阁楼和车库,搬搬挪挪什么的。”“科比啊,你也知道,我们现在人手已经不够了” 老板说,“明天的假我是没法给你批了”。
“多谢老板,” 科比说,“我就是想跟着您干!”。

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Grandmother's funeral

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Here is a short funny joke about the boss and employee.

The boss asked a fresh guy, "Do you believe in life after death?"

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
"You left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, now she stopped in to see you."

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一个老板和员工之间的笑话。

一个老板问他的员工, “你相信人能死后重生吗?”
“我相信,先生”。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。
“哦,那还好”。老板接着说。
“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后,现在她老人家到这儿看你来了。”

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Funny prank text messages

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Here are some prank text messages, enjoy it~

Attention please, firstly look at your left, then look at your right. Be careful, a guy sneaked out of madhouse whose features are: take phone and look around curiously.

Doctor: Thank goodness you finally awake!
John: Doctor, What's wrong?"

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最新恶搞短信5则。

注意了,先看看你的左边,再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病,他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。

医生: 谢天谢地你终于醒了!
约翰: 大夫,我的情况怎么样?
医生: 有坏消息也有好消息。以后你再也不能工作了。
约翰: 好,那坏消息呢?

某男生性沉默寡言,婚后生有一女,女儿长到十岁,终于按捺不住好奇心,拉住其母问:妈妈,这个每天和咱们一块吃饭的人到底是谁呀?

肺活量自测小技巧:放完屁后,低头猛吸,然后观察周围之人有无闻到异味。如有,则须按此法加强锻炼;如无,则证明你乃超人!

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A funny prank in hospital

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funny prank from the doctors.

"Why did you put the thermometer upon your ear?" an intern asked an old doctor who was reading the newspaper.
"Oh, my god, I must have put the pen into the patient's anus! " the old doctor shouted.

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医院里面的恶搞剧。

“为什么你要夹一支温度计在耳朵上?”实习医生问老医生。
“完了!我一定把钢笔插在病人的肛门里了!” 老医生回答到。

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ugly woman's funny prank

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here is a funny prank from a ugly girl.

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恶搞短信

一女奇丑,嫁不出去,希望被拐卖。终于梦想成真,却半月卖不出去。绑匪将其送回,她坚决不下车,绑匪咬牙一跺脚:走 ,车不要了。

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