Here are some prank text messages, enjoy it~
Attention please, firstly look at your left, then look at your right. Be careful, a guy sneaked out of madhouse whose features are: take phone and look around curiously.
Doctor: Thank goodness you finally awake!
John: Doctor, What's wrong?"
Continue this joke >>最新恶搞短信5则。
注意了,先看看你的左边,再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病,他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。
医生: 谢天谢地你终于醒了!
约翰: 大夫,我的情况怎么样?
医生: 有坏消息也有好消息。以后你再也不能工作了。
约翰: 好,那坏消息呢?
某男生性沉默寡言,婚后生有一女,女儿长到十岁,终于按捺不住好奇心,拉住其母问:妈妈,这个每天和咱们一块吃饭的人到底是谁呀?
肺活量自测小技巧:放完屁后,低头猛吸,然后观察周围之人有无闻到异味。如有,则须按此法加强锻炼;如无,则证明你乃超人!
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