Short funny jokes and learn Chinese online

Here is a joke which occured in bar.
One day, a man walked into the bar and asked, "Does anyone here own the rottweiler outside?"
"Yes sir, I have!" a biker man standed up and said. "What happened to him?"
The man told sadly:"Well, I think my Chihuahua killed him just now……"

Here is a short funny joke between son and mother.

Robbin asked his mother whether they could have a video.
"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

But on the following day in came Robbin, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

Here is a short funny dialog between father and son.

Father: Robbin, why do you drink so much water?

Robbin: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Robbin: I forgot to wash the apple.

Here is a joke from the hospital.

A guy was hit by a cab in the street and he was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I"m still alive."

Here is a joke from a mental hospital.

Josh and Nina were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

On a Sunday while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Josh suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Nina promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Josh out.

here is a funny joke in hospital.

Robinson was sick and he was in the hospital.