Here is a joke from a mental hospital.
Josh and Nina were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
On a Sunday while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Josh suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Nina promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Josh out.
Continue this joke >>Josh和 Nina都是精神病院里的病人。一天,他们沿着医院的游泳池散步,Josh突然跳入泳池的深水区,他沉到了底部。Nina立刻跳下去救他,她潜到水底,把 Josh拉了上来。
当院长听闻了Nina的英勇行为后,他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公 室,“Nina,我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人,这说明你的意识已经恢复了,你可以出院了。坏消息就是,Josh, 你救的那个病人,他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”
“他没有自杀,是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。” Nina回答道。
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