Short funny jokes and learn Chinese online

In a nice office, a young businessman had just started his business, so he rented this beautiful office.

While sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

One day, a labrador dog whose owner is a lawyer, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Then the butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for$8.50.

Taking a baby, a woman went to a gynecology hospital.

The doctor asked the woman, "This baby was breast-fed or milk?"

This woman replied, "breast-fed!"

The doctor, "So please take off your clothes, I will do a check."

The woman, "ah! ? Why?"

The doctor said, "Oh, relax, here is hospital, never will you get any sexual harassment"

Uncertainty, the woman took off her clothes, and the doctor put his hand on the woman's chest, touch down touch up, rubbed the left and right.

There is a rich young couple, and they hire many servants, housekeepers, drivers and so on.

Always the hostess is suspecting her husband have an affair with young maid, so she are looking for a chance to fire off that maid.

One day, the hostess finally finds an opportunity to let the maid leave since she did a bad lunch.

"However," the maid says, "The master has always said that my cooked food is better than you."

A blond lady was driving along the highway when a blond police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your license?
Lady: What does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular stuff with a photo of yours on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says, "if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."

There was a coffee shop nearby Petter's office, When Petter was there, a young waitress said hello to him everyday.

Petter was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. 　　
One day she waved and beckoned to Petter again.

The waitress asked Petter, "Are you single?"
"Yes!! so why..." Petter replied, smiling at her broadly.
"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"