Short funny jokes and learn Chinese online

who is the father of a woman's children?

A middle-aged couple, already having two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son, because they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

This joke is from Cairo and with Viagra sale.

In the Cairo bazaar, there is an Egyptian man walking, at this time a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

So this Egyptian man replied, "No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Hi man, listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

Here is business competition from a small village.

A shopkeeper found that a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

On the next day, he was dismayed when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

Finally, the shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.

A joke from a dental clinic.

Dentist: Dear josh, please don't howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Josh(Patient): Yes, I know, but you are standing on my foot!

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Josh and Steven are talking ...

Josh: Steven, do you know when people talk least?
Steven: In February.

Josh: Oh, Why?
Steven: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

A joke from classroom, the teacher was asking Steven some questions.

Teacher: Steven, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

Steven: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Steven: No sir. That was what i ate yesterday.